Thursday, July 25, 2013

The Cornetto Trilogy: Three Flavours… of HERO!


In my second riff on the trilogy, "Three Flavours… of HERO!" I decided to tackle Simon Pegg's hapless heroic leads. I really need to practice drawing more, freehand and digitally. My likeness-ing needs improvement. It's always been a weakness and challenge.

And went with the (closing?) line from HOT FUZZ (and a lift from POINT BREAK)…
Angel: Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll!
A fine and fitting declaration of intent for THE WORLD'S END, I rather think.

It's my sincere and not-at-all-secret hope that this creative team supreme works on turning "The Cornetto Trilogy" into "The Increasingly Misnamed Cornetto Trilogy." =)

Keep on keepin on~

P.S. The Cornetto Trilogy triple feature plays at the Brattle Theatre on Sunday, July 28! =)

The Cornetto Trilogy: Three Flavours… of DOOM!


A riff on Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost's "Three Flavours" of "The Cornetto Trilogy"—also known as "The Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy"—the films SHAUN OF THE DEAD, HOT FUZZ, and THE WORLD'S END. In this fan artishness, I decided to feature the "baddies."

Hafta admit, I had trouble deciding on what and how much copy to use which resulted in me kinda throwing in more than I probably should have. Cuz I think I'm sooo frickin clever. : P

"ENJOY THE RIDE, LOVE THE ENDING" is Cornetto's actual marketing copy. Pretty well describes how to consume the films (haven't seen END yet, but I'll go out on a limb and consider it just as slice-of-fried-gold as SHAUN and FUZZ =), but also kind of bittersweet, in light of the trilogy being "completed" with END.

So, when do you think they'll get off their duffs and start on the Jaffa Cakes prequels? =)

Keep on keepin on~

P.S. The Cornetto Trilogy triple feature plays at the Brattle Theatre on Sunday, July 28! =)

Sunday, June 23, 2013

The Mighty AdoAbouters!

And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when the verse's mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united in an uncommon production… MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING!

Thespians, assemble!


1. Happy Birthday to Joss Whedon! Keep up the awesome, please. No pressure. Thank you. =)

2. Everyone should see MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING. Especially Shakespeare and Whedon fans, but still, EVERYone. It's so very accessible and charming and lovely. In the modern-day, cinematic form that Whedon builds around Shakespeare's original words, you quickly realize that the Bard really did write the world's first rom-com. Well, not counting Adam and Eve, y'know, if you look at it the right way. For Whedon fans, the casting makes for some really joyful wish fulfillment. Just go see it. NOT just another summer super Hero film! =)

3. And Many thanks to the Sunnydale Bard for sharing his creations and allowing his fans to play with them from time to time. Specifically I'm thinking of the MyMuchAdoPoster contest (for which the above was something of a by-product =) and the Evil League of Evil application videos.

4. I kitbashed the above poster, entered it for the contest as a non-starter (for legal reasons), and JW retweeted it! A weird thrill, like a wink from a patron saint, maybe? Cuz everyone knows what that feels like, right? Shiny's a good word for it. =)

Keep on keepin on~

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

MAN OF STEEL: Spoilery rambling notes…

Unordered bubbling thoughts, first impressions, and notes to self on the film follow. SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!



Nice to see some familiar faces from BSG and DOLLHOUSE on the big screen.

I didn't like Supes making his debut because of Earth's first encounter w Krypton. Maybe there could've been a year or two for him to be doing his thing in his Kryptonian El-suit before Zod and company could arrive at Earth. Or for the scout ship to broadcast its distress signal.

Lois following Clark into the scout ship. Not great. Maybe she could've found it after Clark had had it a while, perhaps located in a remote DESERT location, and THAT would trigger the signal? And also cause Clark to relocate the ship to its final Fortress Of Solitude arctic position.

How awful is the Jesus stuff? The Jesus year age was not so bad. It's a good year for a person to get some stuff done. Consulting with a priest during a moment of crisis? He did grow up in Kansas around miracle-believing people, so I'll allow it. The floating out of Zod's orbiting ship with arms outstretched? Okay, that was pretty frickin conspicuous and annoying. Who the hell is that for?

I like that Kryptonian history includes an age of space exploration and colonization. It opens up a lot of possibilities for surviving Kryptonians Out There, but hopefully not a well that gets visited every movie. It offered a pretty ingenious solution for the Fortress of Solitude—an exploratory scout ship that wound up crash landing on Earth millennia ago and discovered present day encased in arctic ice. Did it *have* to have a Genesis Chamber? Couldn't the scout ship have simply been fully automated? Designed to relay data on the environment and then build a suitable settlement for a colonial ship that would follow?

Kryptonian scout ship under the ice.

Smart. Before going to sleep under the ice, the scout ship would have transmitted data about Earth back to Krypton, allowing Jor-El to choose this planet specifically for his son. Having this Kryptonian tech on Earth should've made for an ingenious ready-to-move-in Fortress of Solitude.

Not-so-smart. Destroying the scout ship in the extended battle with Zod. Including a Genesis Chamber in the scout ship, which could birth more Kryptonians as needed. That kind of necessitates destroying it. Might make for an interesting origin of a Bizarro, tho.

Destroying Metropolis.

Smart. The only smart part of this is the summer blockbuster factor. The destruction porn of it (a la STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS).

Not-so-smart. Giving no clear indication that there was anything like an organized/ordered evacuation of the city. Superman *not* using his super senses to make sure a certain part of the city was already clear.

Killing Zod.

Smart. I don't love it, but okay, let's go with it. Byrne's Supes did it. A Superman for a harsher, realer world? A decision that Supes has to live with, one that may come back to haunt him in the future (movie?).

Not-so-smart. After letting hundreds if not thousands die in the destruction of Metropolis caused by his fight w Zod, these four people in Metropolis Grand Central somehow matter more?

More later…

[Edit/added 6/25. More rambling and starts of thoughts…]

Missing:

1. An explanation of Kryptonian military exosuits vs. yellow-sun enhanced strength and atmosphere-enhanced abilities. How much of Zod and co's strength and abilities in battle vs. Kal came from their Kryptonian gear and how much, if any, came from the Earthican environment?

How long does a Kryptonian need to be exposed to Earth's atmosphere to exhibit super senses? Given Zod and co's reactions to having their helmet's damaged, not very long. Why the delay in Clark's reaction? I'd say hormones. It seems ot be the ratio of gases, not an amount of pollutants or particulates (which would be interesting over time).

How long does a Kryptonian need to be exposed to yellow sun radiation to exhibit super strength? Clark doesn't do it until he's lived for several years on the Earth, right? Or does that happen at the same time that his enhanced senses kick in? I'm guessing he didn't have super strength as a baby, but we do see him exhibit it when he holds himself from whomping those bullies, a few years after the x-ray vision overload in grade school.

Kryptonians are nourished/powered/energized by stellar radiation. The rule seems to be that Krypton's red sun's radiation offers less nourishment than Earth's yellow sun's radiation, which supercharges a Kryptonian. Does Kal store it like a battery? If he's cut off from the sun's radiation for long enough, will his super strength disappear?

Does Kal's super suit allow him to fly?

2. A training montage. Maybe Jonathan Kent could've come up w something clever for Clark as a kid/teen. Taekwondo before his enhanced strength kicked in? But better still would've been something Jor-El included on his flash drive. A danger room vs. Krypto-nanite opponents set up in the scout ship. Maybe even better than that, a direct download. Zod's crew had the tech to pick at Kal and Lois's brains while they were captives. Jor-El could've trained Kal in a Krypto-Matrix. Cuz, how the frack is an untrained Supes gonna go up against trained soldiers with matching or greater strength?

3. Any indication that Metropolis was being evacuated, and/or a moment when Kal scans the cityscape with his x-ray vision to find the least inhabited area/buildings to take the fight.

Interesting:

1. Metropolis is on the opposite side of the earth from the center of the Indian ocean.

Smart:

1. Krypton's age of space exploration/colonization. Allows for the planting of remnants of Kryptonian tech throughout space, and specifically, for a dormant scout ship on Earth. This scout ship would have provided Jor-El with the data he used to choose Earth as the adopted homeworld fo his son. It also provided a potential home or shelter for Kal-El on Earth, one which would be compatible with any Kryptonian tech that could be sent with him. A pretty perfect foundation for a Fortress of Solitude!

Keep on keepin' on~

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Black Thursday: Fortune, Cookie!

Happy Frickin Valentine's Day!

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Greetings, Programs!

A few holiday how-dya-dos for ya, a little early for some, a little late for others...

Io, Lupercalia!—aka Hooray, fertility?!... or something.

Gong Xi Fa Cai!—aka Joy and Prosperity in the coming year!

Happy birthday to Anna Howard Shaw!—aka I miss 30 ROCK already... If I never watch the final episode, that means it never ended, right? (I've still got most of this season DVR-saved and unwatched =)

And of course, Happy Frickin Black Thursday!—aka Happy Frickin Valentine's Day!

So, yeah. Here's that thing that I made for you. Don't make a big thing of it.

Click, enjoy, and share! (Beware of the usual heavy snark, nerdy non sequitur, light smarm, eclectic musicks, and also a familiar-yet-unidentifiable aftertaste... in bed! Wokka wokka wokka! =)

And... If you've got some time and internet to kill, *please* have a looksee at the multi-part post-script that follows. Thanks!

Hugs and kisses~

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P.S. I've got a sorta-design in the shirt.woot t-shirt design derby this week: Dark Initiative. Inspired by the news that J.J. Abrams will be helming STAR WARS VII, it's a mash-up of LOST and STAR WARS artifacts (surprise surprise, right?). Please give it a look, and if you dig it, drop a vote on it! Voting closes at noon on Thursday, so act now! =)

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Note that In order to vote, you have to be logged in as a woot.com *member/customer* (which means you have to have made at least one purchase from any woot.com division). If you can't vote—and somehow do not happen to need a new laptop or a gross of "Little Hottie" hand warmers—then please consider passing the link on to friends who might like to see the shirt printed. Thanks and Namaste!

P.P.S. The Brattle has launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund the installation of digital projection tech and an upgrade to the theater's HVAC system. Please do yourself and your loved ones a favor and help keep me off the streets by ensuring that I have a properly climate controlled venue in which to watch the awesome digital and celluloid zoetropes that are all the rage. The Kickstarter rewards for pledges range from having your name on screen before every feature for a year to Brattle tickets, schwag, and membership to live experiences and events with Neil Gaiman, Amanda Palmer, Matt Damon, and John Lithgow, but not all together at the same time, just Neil and Amanda or Matt and John.

Yeah, totally lame, right? =)

Every little bit helps, and, hey! $20 gets you a date night at the Brattle and your name in lights! Please check it out and give! Give til just before it hurts!

Unless, y'know... you're into that. Then by all means, keep giving!

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P.P.P.S. Bogart, Bergman, and Bugs at the Brattle! CASABLANCA plays now thru Black Thursday (alas, the 7pm show is already sold out) and the Bugs Bunny Film Festival starts up on Friday! Please have a look at the schedule, get thee to CASABLANCA if you can, and let me know if you're up for meeting up for some cartoon goodness! If schedule allows, would love to take in the classics with company! =)

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P.P.P.P.S. If you've resisted my Jedi mind trickery so far, would you unclench already and give these EMPIRE UNCUT clips a look? And a LIKE, if you do—requires login via fb. Thanks! May the Force be with you.~

"Set a course for adventure..." Starring Nephew-D2!

"Lando's Castle—Tokens Only!" Visit Cloud City's premier videogame arcade!

If you feel like riffing on 15 seconds of your own, starwarsuncut.com rolled over all their clips a couple weeks ago. Take one and (re)make it your own! I'm hoping to get a third clip completed in the next month, before dealing with post-op limbo—whee!~ Rest assured that you will feel the disturbance in the Force if it gets done. Also, I will probably email you.

P.P.P.P.P.S. A reward (I'd like to think =) for making it all the way down this email: a snapmashup from Snowpocalypse 2013...

Keep on post-keepin on~

Vote: Dark Initiative!

Repurposed my LOST x STAR WARS mash-up artifact (inspired by the news that J.J.A. would helm SW7) for this week's shirt.woot "New Secret Societies" derby and came up with this: Dark Initiative.
Dark Initiative, aka D.A.R.K.—Dark Applications Research and Knowledge.

When Galactic 815 crashed on that uncharted moon, the survivors could never have imagined uncovering the Dark Initiative's Itsa Space station beneath its surface.

This is the sign for that particular DI station. Who knows how many others there may be...?

Also, did you hear that J.J. Abrams is directing a movie with the word "star" in its title?
I was pretty late to the game in submitting—voting closes at noon!— so act now! =)


Remember (from shirt.woot)...
Only users who have made at least one purchase at any Woot site may vote in the Derby. If that’s you, just click “I’d Want One” next to any designs that catch your fancy. You can vote for as many different designs as you like, but only once per design. If you don’t see the “I’d Want One” buttons next to the designs, you’re either not logged in, or you’ve never bought anything from Woot. Go log in and/or buy something if you want to vote.
Namaste and may the Force be with you.

Keep on keepin on~