Happy Frickin' Holidays!

Season's Greetings!

Ho, ho, frackin ho!

It's that time of year again—the vertiginous end-of-year holiday spin down the drain! This Saturnalia, I'm shunning those dirty, cumbersome "molecules" that seem to be the fashion in gift giving (a fad, I'm sure), and instead, bestowing upon my friends and family (and any other hapless fool who might have included me on a mailing list this year) a bundle of electrons that I've wrangled and posted for your entertainment pleasure.

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Happy Holidaze

May Santa and Krampus judge you kindly this year, and bestow upon you the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle that you dream of! Happy frickin holidaze! Enjoy the Wam-Wam-Wozzle!

Keep on keepin on~