Sunday, May 21, 2006

"Now, the girl... The shirt! Rip it... Rip it!"


I like this commercial. I just caught it on the tube and laughed out loud (again) at the "Now, the girl..." which is followed by the excellent shirt rippage... It being 2-whatever in the morning, I went ahead and looked for it online and a click here, a click there, hey-presto - blog'd!

Y'know, I might not have needed an opposable thumb at all for that entire process.

Keep on keepin on~

Saturday

Hit the mall this morning to pick up a DVI to video adapter so that I can push video from my laptop to a TV. Gonna need that to play the 22nd hour of 24 from this season. Frickin frackin W's immigration address bumped it and my replayTV recording schedule missed it. Alas, I was on my way home from a Jersey/NYC visit and couldn't pull any kind of manual override.

Saw an extended trailer for Pixar's CARS at the Apple store. When I first saw the teaser trailer, I was schizo-skeptical, y'know? I had this sinking feeling that Pixar was suckered into demographic strategizing in the choice of subject. That this movie originated in marketing, and not story or character. NA$CAR appeal and all.

At the same time, I thought of how this was to be the last (or one of the last?) Pixar flick to be distributed w Disney, and maybe... maybe... Pixar gave in to Disney's demo strategery because it was the last picture, and perhaps they could phone it - execute in a halfassed way, as a last poison pill in their lopsided partnership.

But, Pixar is Pixar. And Pixar don't do $hitty work. There wasn't any audio playing, so I just watched the trailer, and I could tell from the visuals, the gorgeous virtual camerawork, the grand desert, town, and oasis environments, the expressions and personalities of the car-acters (groan, I know : P), that this is gonna be Good. I will want to see this on the big screen.

Dammit.

After the mall, Rowan and I did a grocery run...

I really think sales would increase ten-fold with the addition of an exclamation mark, and perhaps an elipsis...


Suddenly... SOUP!

Indentured pork products... Does bacon really need a "New Great Taste?"


A look into the future of Suddenly Soup and Ready-to-Serve bacon...?


What the F is "Mountain Maze?"

Nuts. No creamed eel.

The rest of my day and night was spent at the office. It was the first day this year that I wore shorts and sandals to work.

Keep on keepin on~

Saturday, May 20, 2006

flashback: November 2004...

Just found this craigslist gem in an old email and thought I'd re-share the bittersweetness...

Keep on keepin on~

Friday, May 19, 2006

inconvenient truth and truthiness...


Please give a listen to (and have a look-see at) what ex-Next President of the United States, Al Gore, has to say about global warming...


AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH hits theaters on May 24. I've caught the trailer for it a couple times and I'm definitely checkin it out. I hope this is a doc that will appeal to anyone who gives a damn about the planet we live on, but I'm kinda concerned that the trailer may do the film a disservice. The pacing and treatment and even the music of the trailer play like an ad for THE CORE or DEEP IMPACT, which, based on the content, is probably an almost thoughtful bit of promotion, at least on the surface. It's just that Bay and Bruckheimer's eco-disaster flicks are already Out There, so the trailer for this documentary on the case for global warming and Al Gore's commitment to reversing mankind's negative impact on its home, take on the modern B-movie flavor of what came before, y'know?

Maybe that'll get the kids in the seats, tho?

In apparent response, the Competitive Enterprise Institute (now THERE's a meaningful name you know you can trust, no?) tells us that carbon dioxide is "essential to life..." because... "we breathe it out..."


Vote Carbon Dioxide - Glaciers in 2006! U! S! A!

*sigh*

Thanks to Joe for passing along the maddening news...

Keep on keepin on~

p.s. GOD! I can't feckin beLIEVE this garbage! Thank you, Ministry of Information...

Saturday, May 13, 2006

LOST scattin

* SPOILERS * This is some b-boppin on LOST after watching "Question Mark" which aired this week (5/10), and includes references to episodes up to this week. Not all fully-formed thoughts... (how many of those do I really have anyway?)
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Disappointing that Michael's gone bad this way, presumably as part of a deal to get his son back. Perhaps brainscrubbed.

Harsh choices in deadly gunfire. Poor Ana Lucia. And Hurley's Libby.

I thought I saw a Look from Kate to Jack when Michael described the Others as all savages. Kate knows better, and told Jack about it in an earlier episode. I wonder if the Others don't know that the girls found the medical bunker and their abandoned costumes and props. Or perhaps they just don't care now, for whatever reason, whatever phase they're in.

Jack's dad is everywhere, eh? So far I think he's got the most crossovers of any recurring figure on the show. I wonder how he's owned by or participating in the island/Dharma. Maybe he's part of a Skulls type society side of Dharma? Would we fiend a signet ring or pin w the logo on his body, in the coffin? I was hoping to see him in the background of the orientation video at the question mark station. That would be too easy tho, wouldn't it?

I think that Hurley and Libby's asylum is under the Dharma umbrella. I don't have anything solid to go on, but there was something, I can't pick out what, about the manner, or perhaps the timing, of the doctor who welcomes Hurley back when he goes to see the crazy numbers mumbler...

Was Libby worried or concerned about Hurley remembering where he knows her from? Or was she totally out of it when she was in the asylum and it's chance/Dharma that they're on the island together as survivors. Is she a stalker who's followed Hurley since the asylum? Is she a Dharma agent, molded from crazy Libby in the asylum?

Crossover craziness... The fortune teller and his daughter crossing over w Ecko. Ecko is sent to assess a so-called miracle and meets Claire's fortune teller. However, the teller confesses to being a charlatan. If THAT's true, that he's a fake, then his apparently spontaneous shock at Claire's reading was scripted. And all of his follow-up harassment as well. Arranged. Perhaps Jack's dad orchestrated it.

Do we know that Jack's dad regularly disappeared for his benders? Would he have been visiting Australia regularly to maintain an affair, and then to contact or help or keep tabs on a daughter? Jack hits his pop with some sharp remarks along the lines of "YOU would know about infidelity..."

Remember the Aussie girl that Jack's dad, as "Tom," goes to visit in the rain? Indistinct in voice and appearance in that episode, I couldn't be sure even of her age. His ex-mistress? Or the daughter of? An illegitimate daughter and half-sister to Jack? I first thought that it might have been Claire but that didn't seem to fit. The woman in the rain seems older, and the tone of her exchanges with "Tom" point to an older woman and paramour... When I was watching this week, I had a fleeting thought that it could have been the fortune teller's daughter. But again w the age and attitude.

Jackie suggests that the woman in the rain is Claire's mother, which would make Aaron Jack's nephew! I like this theory. Now I want to see that "Tom" and "Sara" episode again for that scene in the rain...

A rule for island apparitions... Ecko's brother and Jack's dad... Their bodies are actually on the island. Anna Lucia's too, now. Hugo's Dave was always in Hugo's head. Kate's horse? Well, probably came from the same Dharma ranch as Sawyer's polar bear. Which other dead folks will we see again?

Maybe a little FANTASY ISLAND but mostly FORBIDDEN PLANET. Wishes and dreams. Dreams. Would you want to keep someone from making it to R.E.M. state by shocking him every 108 minutes? Healing factors. And also that F'd up black cloud that tears flesh and explodes stuff at will. How can anyone do anything on that island but think about that?

Keep on keepin on~

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Having a rough night...?

Check out cuteoverload for a little pick-you-up...


It helped me a little tonight. The actifed probably had a little something to do with it, too. Frickin frackin allergies, bleah.

Thanks to Amit for spreading the cute word many moons ago.

Keep on keepin on~