Wednesday, September 20, 2006

like Michael Bolton in OFFICE SPACE...

Talk about nail on the head! Or perhaps it ought to be IN the head...

Yes, that's definitely Seth Green, but that other guy, rockin out behind Al... Is that? Donnie Osmond?!

Oh, Yoda! The STAR WARS holiday special! I've got a bootleg VHS copy, SOMEwhere. In a yet-to-be-located-and-unpacked box, under similar boxes, no doubt. Man, that is some F'd up fried far, far away trippin there, that is. You've got Maude, Norton, Jefferson Starship, Chewie's Wookie family, some terrible greenscreened dance numbers, and Life Day.

Ah, but in all space fairness, it *was* an awesome HEAVY METALlic debut for everyone's favoritest bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett!

Y'know, BEFORE you had to collect and send in Kenner STAR WARS toy proofs of purchase to get his action figure and it had the rocket that would fire out of his backpack, or at least it DID—until some stupid kid shot his backpack rocket into his mouth and choked on it...

Idiot.

Holy frickin frack! The tubes of the internet DO have EVERYTHING!

Thanks to Jessie* for directing me to this Weird Al brilliance. =)

Keep on geekin on~

* And for cluing me in to the source material - "Riding Dirty" by Chamillionaire (featuring Krayzie Bone).

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