I haven't been able to rally and write anything decent, blog-wise, for a couple days. But I did manage to semi-automatically scribble this out at Glen's request to invite (confuse?) people into meeting up to hang in honor of some vballers' birthdays.
Not my best work...
O well~
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Come out to Ned Devine's this Friday (2/10) and help celebrate a co-ed four birthday-palooza! The team roster - Denise, Chuck, Steve, and Glen!
Four (4) birthdays! Connect 4! Gang of Four! Hot wooly four-way action! Forewarned is forearmed!
Or somethin...
We're talkin' four - count-em! - FOUR - years older! Four years wiser, hotter, better, and happier to be here!
What's so important about these new ages that you should be drunken witness to their arrivals? Well, let me tell you - they're significant! Mysterious, even! Cuz...
If you sum them all up... you'll get 108!
They're Marilyn Monroe's 4th dimensional measurements!
Totalled and multiplied by ten... they predict the final drinks tab at the end of the evening! In Wendy's dollar menu items!
Dialed one after the other after 1-900... they'll connect you to a dirty-talking sheep-human hybrid (3.95 for the first three minutes, 1.95 for each minute after) guaranteed to get you off!
Also, they're really really OLD! So who knows how much longer they'll be around?
Heh. No, not really. We don't know the actual numbers (they all claim to be festivizing their umpteenth 21st birthdays), but we're definitely talking over a century of lawful good to chaotic evil American and Canadian living here. So, do show up if you can, to hoist your Heinies and raise your root beers, in honor of these four spry old(er =) friends!
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Keep on keepin on~
1 comment:
Oops, that should've been Wendy's 99-cent menu items. I believe it's McD's that does the dollar. My badd.
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