The combination of Colbert's filthy forehead and the recent Nat-Rap video/sketch sparked a search through old files for this quick bit of goofing on a conjunction of film advertising back in Feb of 2002...
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...and then it was the time of Space Lent, the critical stage of Jedi training when every padawan must give up dear pleasures and distractions, demonstrating strength of focus and discipline.
That's when Anakin decided that he would go where no moisture farmboy had gone before, and take his Jedi vow:
No anger...
Nor hatred...
Nor love...
Nor sex.
Whatsoever.
No touching.
Nor kissing.
Nor foreplay.
Nor fooling around.
Nor shooting the womprat.
No nothin!
Who could have known that he would end up being more machine than man?
From the producers of "Beggar's Canyon," "Jedi Blues," and "Padme Jones's
Diary" comes...
A bit clunky, I know - that Hayden pic is all chopped up, distorted, and stitched back together to replace beanpole Hartnett, and the copy could probably use some punching up - but this is what happens in my crossover-wired head when saturated with advertising, y'know?
It was funny in my head, I swear.
=)
Keep on keepin on~
* For a look at the advertising droppings that contributed to this silliness, check out DAYS and KNIGHTS.
2 comments:
I always thought it was funny... Still do.
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